We interrupt your regularly scheduled programing to bring you an important announcement from............EEK!!!!
Bear with me as I prepare my notes for today's broadcat. Uh -hum I meant broadcast.
Ah, that's better. As you can see I have settled in my new favorite box. Unfortunately for my person it has long been empty. Little does she know I have had a Paw in this. Now to my report.
"Good evening. I have have found startling evidence that a person, who I shall call "Jane Doe" had been hoarding crochet patterns. Causing a backlog of handwritten patterns to pile up randomly over locations that I would normally sleep on."
This reporter faithfully stalked her prey until she was able to reach "Jane" for comment. When asked about the reason for the backlog and if she was hoarding, she relied, "No, No. There is no hoarding going on here. I have just gotten a bit behind. My ideas just keep coming and I don't want to stop what I am doing to type up a pattern. I may loose my train of thought and forget what I was doing."
To which I asked what she will do about the current situation involving sleep locations. At that point "Jane" replied, "No Comment" and fled into the darkness.
Personally I think there is more to the story that "Jane" is willing to admit. I will continue my best to uncover the hidden truth behind this Tail.
Reporting live from a secret location, I'm D.C. for Channel 2 News, Goodnight.
And now back to you regularly scheduled programing.
